coketalk: I’m in such an ugly mood that I’ve taken to trolling the comments section of my own goddamn website. This is bad, right? Ugh. I’m sorry that Coke Talk is in an ugly mood, but god it makes me snigger when she uses the phrase ‘humorless cunt’. 

coketalk:

I’m in such an ugly mood that I’ve taken to trolling the comments section of my own goddamn website. This is bad, right? Ugh.

I’m sorry that Coke Talk is in an ugly mood, but god it makes me snigger when she uses the phrase ‘humorless cunt’. 

Portmanteau

We’re in an age of portmanteaus. Some are innocuous, like “smog”; some are necessary, “brunch”, and some are synecdochal of something bigger, like “tween”. Then there are some that make me want to put my fist through my computer screen.

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The cover makes me irrationally angry. Who approved this?

The cover makes me irrationally angry. Who approved this?

Long live the book. Literary enjoyment should not be impeded by battery life.* I’m spending the next year reading the books I should have already read, the books the people I love and respect recommend, books I would normally avoid and old favourites. These aren’t reviews. Don’t take me seriously. Occasionally I may delve into literary sex fantasies. Sorry.  *Unless your vibe runs out in the middle of your Patrick Bateman fantasy. High-res

Long live the book. Literary enjoyment should not be impeded by battery life.*

I’m spending the next year reading the books I should have already read, the books the people I love and respect recommend, books I would normally avoid and old favourites.

These aren’t reviews. Don’t take me seriously. Occasionally I may delve into literary sex fantasies. Sorry. 

*Unless your vibe runs out in the middle of your Patrick Bateman fantasy.